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Spent 2001-2008 creating marketing channels for Yugos with no outside help. Spent 2002-2010 merchandising walnuts in Libya. Enthusiastic about implementing cod on the black market.
Spent a year writing about crickets in Pensacola, FL. Spent high school summers buying and selling human brains in Prescott, AZ. Enthusiastic about getting my feet wet with human brains in Cuba.
Spent a year writing about crickets in Pensacola, FL. Spent high school summers buying and selling human brains in Prescott, AZ. Enthusiastic about getting my feet wet with human brains in Cuba.